Above Average - Fast Food Two Times a Week - Unisex Tshirt - White | Black

Most Americans eat fast food 2 times per week.

Fuel your wardrobe with a shirt that celebrates the unapologetic reality of fast food indulgence. Wear this badge of honor like a bib, and remember: You can be above average even if your dining decisions and nutritional value are not. Ketchup stains not included, but likely coming soon.

[Not responsible for any correlation between above average consumption and above average BMI. These shirts go up to 3XL, but we can go higher. Just ask. No McJudgement here.]

The Above Average collection is perfect for your inside jokes, with a positive spin on some unique or quirky traits. For example: "The average person laughs 13 times per day" - do you know one of those constant gigglers? Or, how about the fact that people "pass gas 13-21 times per day" - do you know someone who's... Above Average?